tumblr is like this:
we should be like this:
why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?
why do these all have different websites’ watermarks on them if they are from the same photoshoot
what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something
but you, unlike me, are a git
the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick
there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor
and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in
are you actually as stupid as you look?
It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
asgard’s next top model
Look how happy Fandral looks, like he’s totally aware how fabulous they look.
He probably coordinated this whole scene.
"Sif you and I will be in the middle, cause we’re the most fabulous."
"Do that thing that makes your ponytail swing."
"Come on guys, it’ll feel goofy but it’s gonna look so fuckin’ good."
they’re all about to trip over a bench
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
This gives me hope
IM FUCKING DYING HARRY JUST WALKS INTO DUMBLEDORES OFFICE AND IMMEDIATELY FAWKES JUST BURSTS INTO FLAMES LIKE IMAGINE, YOUVE BEEN ACCUSED OF MURDER MULTIPLE TIMES AND YOU JUST LOOK AT A BIRD AND IT FUCKING COLLAPSES INTO A HAIL OF ASHES, AND YOUR HEADMASTER COMES OUT OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE TO SAY “shit bruh it’s about goddamned time”